Almost A Year Later, REALLY?

Today I checked my spam mail and came across a comment on a blog entry from December 17th 2008.

Regular is her and bold is my much awaited response.

Hi,
I was shown your blog by a friend of a friend of one of your blog’s subjects: Amanda. You have never met me so don’t try to sit there and think about who this could be. That would be unnecessary.

(Almost as unnecessary as going through almost a years worth of blogs?)


After having a quick skim through your unedited and atrociously-written blog, I have come up with a few more things for you to “learn about yourself”… maybe you could add them to your super-awesome list?


1)Your inability to conceive is utterly fortunate. Stop victimizing yourself hun, another one of you in this world would be nothing short of tragic. (Oh, and displaying your fucking “cycles” on the internet is deplorable. Fucking idiot. You have a whopping FIVE people following you on here…do you think they care? They don’t, I promise).

Victimizing myself? Ok. I think it's time that people get new insults BECAUSE it's nothing I haven't heard before. Another one of me would be tragic? At least I would take care of my kids. Also, PLENTY of women display their cycles on the internet. Take a look around some infertility blogs and you'd see that. And the 5 people that follow me are only the people that also have blogs. I have plenty of people that read my blog that care about me (and apparently those that dislike me too) ;)

2)You really must be a badass. I mean look at yourself. All those scathing and contemptuous sentences! You must have really showed her! ..... Pshh! RIGHT! You know, if I were Amanda, the first thing I would do upon discovering all of your undignified blog-entries is take a trip down to the courthouse to file a police report. Internet-harassment isn’t legal bitch. Frankly it only makes you look self-indulgent and juvenile.

Didn't you just do the same? Only you did it nearly a year after the fact so who is the self-indulgent and juvenile one?

3)You need a somewhat large lesson in grammar and sentence-construction. Replacing words like “because” with “cuz” only shows that you have no education (or class for that matter)… and that right there is yet ANOTHER reason that hillbilly-bitches like you shouldn’t breed.

I'm sorry, next time I will take the time to correctly write everything just for you. I sincerely apologize for not doing so the first time. Hillbilly? I'm from the North sweetie and I have an excellent education.

P.S. sentence construction does not need to be hyphenated.

4)You are ugly (on the inside and most certainly on the outside). I don’t know if anyone has given you the memo but you should just know that behaving in such a way on the internet doesn’t make you anything but useless and cowardly. If you have said all of this to Amanda’s face, why do you feel the need to post it on the damn internet? Are you that insecure? What are you hoping to accomplish? Think about that.

What is this Kindergarten? I said all this on the internet BECAUSE I wanted everyone to know what was going on BECAUSE all these Army Wives like to start rumours and say things that aren't true and blow things WAY out of proportion. I wanted them to see exactly what was going on. Simply rumour control.

5)Your tattoo looks trashy as fuck and I hope you regret it, because if you don’t, you should. It only accentuates your tasteless facade.

Tattoo? I have more than one which I can assume that you know about since I'm sure you went and stalked my myspace or you wouldn't know what I look like. I do not regret a single tattoo and I didn't get them for anyone but myself so if you think they are trashy, that's fine. It's your opinion and you are entitled to it. I along with many other people, find them beautiful.

Well, I suppose that I could go on (and on)… but I’ll go ahead and let you respond because I know your facetious little fingers will have something to say about this. Presumably, you will be interested to know the origin of my IP address so I’ll just let you know beforehand that I too live in Fairbanks… and for you, that’s a little unfortunate.

I truly hope to see you soon :o)

Hmmmm, wasn't it you a little bit ago that said that internet harassment is illegal? I do believe that is a threat. However, since I'm not a pussy who hides behind an anonymous name, I will extend this invitation to you: If you want my address, you got it. I will gladly send it to you. I'm sure you'd do nothing with it though BECAUSE I am sure you are like most girls in this town, ALL TALK AND NO ACTION.

Can't wait to meet you!

P.S. Using facetious in that context doesn't really work.